Incredibly, I did not receive an Emmy nomination for this almost-invisible performance...

Here's a screenshot of me from The Odd Couple that aired last night on CBS.

The central character in the screen essentially blocks me out, but you can see me (barely).

For reasons that I can't comprehend, I've received no calls from the Academy informing me of my Emmy nomination.

Huh.

I'm sure it's just an oversight.

I mean, look at how I hold that bottle of beer! (I'm up against the wall, to the right of the guy's back. It's easier to find Waldo).